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Jake's first one-on-one date is with the much detested Vienna.
I've always wondered when they were going to do an "alien" episode! It's about time. I personally loved the creepy video tied to her tooth.
B&B are out near Roswell, somewhere by Mexico, as the FBI was called in by the local law-man. A dead petrified form in a shiny bodysuit turned up in a town full of alien-crazed folks.
The Bachelor has always been synonymous with cheese but the latest episode took it to a whole new level.
For this, the stupid finale to end a stupid season, each girl will dance with each guy once. No group dances, no same-sex dances, no solos. However... nine dances in an hour. Brace yourselves.
As we are rushing through these nine dances, with nary a second for Cat to catch her breath, there will be no rehearsal footage.
For the first time, Jim was able to look like the saner of the two co-managers. It didn't take much on Jim's part, as he was only being himself. This is easy, when Michael was entwined in perceived authority, sexism, and jealousy. His own personal insecurities and entitlement have led to him believing that he has the right to not only be Santa Claus, but to also take it away from Phyllis.
I don't know about you, but I've been watching the Legion of Extraordinary Dancers over and over this week. But now we gotta talk about these kids.
Oh wow, I just realized that they've added Mary's "woohoooooo" to the opening credit sequence.
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Here we are at the finale -- two days past it, at that. I hope by now you've had a chance to see the last episode, or that you've at least heard who won.
B&B investigate the murder of a mailman who claimed he was the all-time Punky Pong champion, and Intern Fisher bonds with Sweets and Hodgins over the sci-fi flick Avatar (in real life the film features Joel David Moore – Fisher – and comes out Dec.
There are times when Michael has been able to take a situation from an inevitable doom, and turn it into a miraculous victory. These times are rare, and are dependent on Michael's invincible cluelessness, coupled with an antagonist that is all too grounded in reality.
Well, it's all up to you now, America. Don't screw the pooch.
Oh no, I'm actually squealing "jidges" along with the audience now. This show, it has overtaken my brain.
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